Hey sup humans

Sooooooooooooo, i have been a bitch lately and haven't released anything in the last 4 month. Why? because as i said earlier i have been a bitch, keep up. No but seriously, i had some serious creativity issues, i start a project and not finish it because i get bored of it, i ask help from VAs and get fucked over ( you know yourself ) and procrastination too. So i punched myself a couple of times in the nuts in order to punish myself for being so unproductive. I took a couple of new years resolutions in to help me focus, and we all know resolutions make every problems magically disappear.

I took 3 resolutions. The first one is to make as much money as possible by any means. Dealing drugs and selling my kidney are very high on my list. the second one is to get laid as much as possible, it is going to be easy enough when i get the money. And the last one is to be more productive, so i should not have time to be bored or just lurk on NG for no good reason, and release as much content as possible, i am also considering participating in the NATA, if there is any this year. It will push me to be more productive and increase my SKILLZZ.

I am also considering posting stuff on my news feed every 2 weeks since i know the 1 person that actually spends his time to read this just cant wait to know what is happening in my life ( seriously stop wasting your time here, go cure cancer or something ). I will be documenting my progress on getting laid and share some of my sextapes with you ( you should look forward to that) jk. Well you get the point i am just going to make sure i have something to show every 2 weeks or so . Well ummm, if you made it to the end of this news post you should reward yourself with something ( touch yourself).

Okay umm i am done. Okay bye.